what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is wine microwaveable?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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