You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Will you blow on my dice?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
my nose is crying tears of wow.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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