she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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