I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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