i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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