im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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