omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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