It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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