dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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