I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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