When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
How external is "for external use only"?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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