omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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