If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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