2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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