i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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