is your mom at the bar?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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