Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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