what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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