didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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