Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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