He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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