I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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