You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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