no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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