I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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