I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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