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(812): View more from Indiana

The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore

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(408): View more from California

Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?

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(905): View more from Ontario

Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.

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(909): View more from California

Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect

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(214): View more from Texas

I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"

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