think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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