she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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