Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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