But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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