And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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