That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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