is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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