this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Text me some of your sweat
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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