Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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