there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
His nipple licking is glorious
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