Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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