Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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