If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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