just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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