so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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