I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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