drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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