matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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