He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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