Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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