kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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