What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize