i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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