I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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