I think I am morally bankrupt
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
