Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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