I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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