Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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